Corrupt a wish

Chimer

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Granted but when you wanted to put it on your fridge, you got it crashed against the door ( i'm not sure of this expression... but you made a horrible *squish* on the fridge door... )

Old men smells...

I wish Old men don't smell
 
granted but 4 8 15 16 23 42... you and everyone you care about has horrible luck for the rest of you life

I wish I had a transmogrifier.