Corrupt a wish

[Zeta]

Alright, this is the corrupt a wish game. Someone makes a wish then the next post grants that wish, but w/ a negative spin. Then they make a wish.

Ex. I wish my phone got internet (next post) granted, but the battery dies fast. I wish I was rich, but your money crushed you. Or I wish I was the best stealthy ninja ever. Granted but you were lost in the shadows for ever and never got out.




My start

I wish I could play Street Fighter right now.

 

[Ray]

Wish is granted and you get owned by Chun li forever







and shouldn't this be in a spam section?







I wish I was a heroic spirit

 

[Zeta]

Granted but then your spirit died down







I wish i wish i was a fish

 

[Ray]

ok granted your gonna be living with a cat though







I wish I was god

 

[Zeta]

granted you had to listen to kids complain all day and got sick of it and quit







I wish i had that new game i wanted...

 

[Ray]

granted it gives you a error though







I wish I can have have a broad sword

 

[Zeta]

granted but it was made of cheap plastic that breaks a lot







I wish other people would post here as well

 

[Ray]

wish granted only people spam now







I wish I had a jet

 

[Zeta]

Granted but it blew up







i wish Planet Side would freakin instal on my computer instead of freezing ever time i try and play it

 

[seirei]

your wish is granted, but there's a power cut off which lasts 2 days







I wish I visited japan...

 

[haruka]

wish granted, but you lost all your money and went to jail



i wish i had wings

 

[haruka]

i wish i had wings

 

[seirei]

wish granted, but you are flying high in the sky...when and a plane hits you!







I wish I could play moonligt sonata(presto agitato)

 

[haruka]

wish granted, but you had an accident and can never again use your hands







i wish i could sing "the devil's trill"

 

[seirei]

granted, but then the devil takes over your soul and you will be his servant for eternity







I wish I could visit the whole world!!!

 

[BLue-FIsh]

Granted but you become blind and deaf.







I wish it wasn't so hot..

 

[Inferior]

Granted but it becomes sub-zero and everything freezes!







I wish i was in bed

 

[haruka]

granted but you're neighborer from the higher level forgot to close the water and it drops over your bed.







i wish i had a new computer

 

[Inferior]

granted but youve only got 1mb of RAM and 1 kb on ur hardrive, u also dont have any money for an external GB thus u die through lack of Zoku.







I wish i was partying right now...

 

[haruka]

granted, but you're out of food, drinks, and the computer brakes and no more music.







i wish i had a beer right now