Corrupt a wish

[Notorious]

^LOL you posted in the wrong thread

Granted, but it rebels and stomps you flat

I wish all my grandparents were alive

 

[soulsilver]

granted but they are now zombies then ate your brain

I wish I am Kamen Rider..

 

[Pimp]

Granted but misheard and your now Ramen Rider

I wish i had a knife that never dulled

 

[Chimer]

granted but you cannot use it cause you've lost your hands

I wish I win in the

The last one to post here WINS! Thread


And lol Ramen rider

 

[soulsilver]

Granted but another person post,till end of the the world you still a loser in that thread

I wish I never wish that I wish for a wish that make me wanna wish and wish..

Ramen Rider? Then Naruto should join me..lolz

 

[Notorious]

Granted, but that means you have to stop posting in this thread

I wish I was immune to all the diseases in the world

 

[moi]

granted, they don't affect you but you constantly infect others

I wish to abolish pants once and for all.

 

[Notorious]

Granted, but then everyone has to wear skirts for the rest of their lives

I wish there were more guys to help in the BvsG thread

 

[moi]

lol I wouldn't mind that actually, especially if men had to do it too...
granted but I used my feminine wiles to turn them against you and help the girls instead

I wish those kids hadn't run away from me screaming =_______________=''

 

[Pimp]

Granted but now they want to molest you like the rest of us do!

I wish i could run screaming [MENTION=192]moi[/MENTION]

 

[Sanae]

Granted, but they are actually reversed traps...

I wish I had a gnome to do my bidding

 

[moi]

granted but when you are asleep it tries to pull out all your teeth to make a creepy necklace...
[MENTION=165]pimpd2331[/MENTION] if you ran screaming towards me you would trip and fall and break all your bones

I wish there was a magical strapless bra that would actually stay up ><

 

[Pimp]

Granted but its a Hand Bra

I wish i could unbreak all my bones

 

[moi]

granted, they are all now made of jelly

I wish for something sweet

 

[Pimp]

Granted but its my Jelly Bones

I wish for world Chaos

 

[Chimer]

Granted The chaos you wanted was born from a genese so you were not here to see the result of your wish

I wish i can create all the things i want

 

[moi]

granted but you already have everything you want

I wish I had better eyesight

 

[Pimp]

Granted but you will only see how bad the world looks compared to not seeing!

I wish i had some snow!

 

[Sanae]

Granted, but now you have too much.

I wish I knew for sure.

 

[moi]

granted, you know for sure that something terrible is going to happen, but you can't stop it.

I wish I could crack the secret code