Corrupt a wish

[Laughing_gaara]

Granted, but they are extremely boring.
I wish I had an ice cream cone

 

[Notorious]

Granted, but it's inedible

I wish I wasn't so bored right now

 

[moi]

granted, you're only a little bit bored.
I wish I could play tennis.

 

[noex1337]

You can. But your hands are allergic to tennis rackets.

I wish I was a bird.
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[moi]

granted, but then you must always speak awkward, heavily accented Japanese- English.
I wish the phone would stop ringing.

 

[noex1337]

granted, but then you must always speak awkward, heavily accented Japanese- English.
I wish the phone would stop ringing.

Granted, but now that "cat" is stalking you.

I wish i had goggles.

 

[moi]

granted, but they are superglued to your face.
I wish I didn't have to wear glasses and retainers.

 

[Laughing_gaara]

granted, but you have to wear a back-brace and toupee.
i wish i had some vanilla yogurt.

 

[Hadriel]

Yes, but it's rotten and smelly.

I wish I had more time to study.

 

[AngelOfHunte]

granted but it deduct your play time

I wish I can built a time machine

 

[Shadowolf]

Granted, but you can only move 1 minute to the past or future

I wanna be sedated

 

[Notorious]

Granted, but you fall asleep as a result

I wish there were no more wars inthe world

 

[CousinMLz519]

Wish granted, but Earth was taken over by Frogs to accomplish it.

I wish I had art skills

 

[Notorious]

Granted, but they are only basic skills, and nothing special

I wish I didn't sleep so late...

 

[Sanae]

Granted, but uh-oh, but they used too strong of meds :O

I wish I had more candy D=

 

[Notorious]

Granted, but you lose all your teeth from eating too many

I wish my life was more interesting

 

[HappyNisa]

Granted, but in bed you can't sleep for a couple of hours

WEll THANK YOU AZN I really wasn't able to sleep at all tonight =.= I think I forgot my mobilephone somewhere and I have to work today and I kept dreaming I overslept because I had absolutely NO clock in my room wihtout my mobile phone TT___TT ehehe XD



Granted but your life ends just a bit later because a giant turtle that wanted to take down the castle of your master crushed you under his feet, you continued to live a little longer without any legs <- the turtle crushed those, and then you see a pilgrim that rushes up to you and tells you a secret that involves the whole earth and that you are the on.ly one to stop it. Then you die coz of lack of blood.

I wish I didnt make up such a cruel death for my friend here D:

 

[moi]

granted, but someone else makes it up and then it almost happens D;
I wish I could find the secret treasure.

 

[Laughing_gaara]

granted, but the secret is that the treasure is worthless!
i wish i could go to the beach.

 

[Mrs-Gackt]

granted but you get attacked by a giant whale!

I wish I was a whale...