Corrupt a wish

[moi]

granted, you get to be the fail whale.
I wish it wasn't so hot today.

 

[Laughing_gaara]

granted, but its freezing cold and raining hail as hard as diamonds.
i wish i had a diamond.

 

[moi]

granted, but it's cursed and makes you lose all your hair and speak in iambic pentameter for the rest of your life!
I wish I had a signature silly walk.

 

[HappyNisa]

Granted but nobody can see it

I wish I didnt have to work tomorrow aswell ><

 

[moi]

granted, you are sent on a dangerous space mission instead.
I wish there was no traffic this morning.

 

[HappyNisa]

GRanted but that's because all transportationdevices suddenly dissapeared because some aliens evaded earth and wanted free cars and busses and bycyles and etc, there for human kind got in war. YOu've got no trafic, but you've got a war.

I wish I knew how does weird circles got on the windows :/

 

[Hadriel]

You find out, but it's such a mundane and boring answer that you feel cheated of your wish.

I wish that someone would get started on Wolf Mountain.

 

[HappyNisa]

GRanted but it won't be that exciting and I'll let Lily blame you if she's upset about me starting already lol lol

I wish Lily won't scold on me for starting XD

 

[Shadowolf]

Granted, but she will now spank you instead. Lol

I wish for some tacos.

 

[HappyNisa]

Granted, but they'll taste bad D:

I wish Hadriel is satisfied with my post :3

 

[Sanae]

Granted, but now that pushes him to do creepy things ~(O_O)~

I wish I had all the sweets of the world o_q

 

[HappyNisa]

Granted but there is a spell put on you that you can only watch it, not eat it

I wish my cat didnt try to eat my food.

 

[Mrs-Gackt]

Wish granted, but instead of your food it tries to eat YOU! xD

hmm, I wish I had Gackt-Sama all to myself, and that no one else could have him... EVER...

 

[HappyNisa]

GRanted but only in your dreams :3

I wish my headache would go way D:

 

[Shadowolf]

Granted, but now you have a serious stomach ache

I wish for hot sauce for my bad tasting btacos °.°

 

[HappyNisa]

Granted but it will be so hot you wisht you didnt eat it and htere is no milk to cool down your throat D:

I wish you all a very pleasant morning.day/evening/night~~~

 

[Mrs-Gackt]

Wish granted, but you dont have a pleasant one....

I wish my dreams came true! *cough* GACKT *cough*

 

[moi]

er.. granted? you get with Gackt but it turns out to be a manatee is disguise and it ruins all your clothes
I wish I had mad typing skillz (with a z!)

 

[Kruptos]

Wish granted. But your fingers will bleed.

I wish a thousand meteors would crash down on Earth.

 

[noex1337]

Indeed, but they all hit you and you only.

I wish I find the droids I'm looking for,