Things that make you go WTF?!

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Zero Phoenix

The Second Coming of Hazama
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Greetings denizens of G2. In my business you see a lot of things and learn about a lot of things. Of course the worst part of any job is the co-workers. I've created this thread because sometimes, people say things that make you go WTF?! These comments that I am about to share with you all come from the same person. These are not made up. After reading a couple of these, share your own. Again, I am not making these up.

According to my co-worker:

"Africans built the pyramids using psychic powers."
My question: If Africans had psychic powers that great how were we enslaved to begin with? :huuh:

"The psychic powers of black women were so great that the white man feared us so they cut our hair and enslaved us. You see our psychic powers come from our hair so they had to cut our hair to enslave us."

My question: Why would psychic powers come from hair? :huuh:



"I can't believe that Europeans have started every single war in history."

My issue: So who started wars before Europe was established? :huuh:


This is why graphic designers shouldn't vote. :XD:
 
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KuroNightStar

DDR Elite Master
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Is this serious? I mean come on-I've seen and heard better responses to these questions. I think your co-workers need a real rude awakening. What is it that you do anyway, so that I may have a better understanding?

Edit-I see it now *slaps head* Graphic designing? They probably don't get outside of the house/work enough.
 
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Lily

Dead is the new alive.
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LMAO xD Im not sure to laugh or just... stare at these... I have a blonde friend. And she is the epitome of stupid blondes.. I mean some of her quotes

"I wish the world was in 3D like in the movie theaters" (YES she actually did say this)

"Oh, I gotta make sure not to walk too much or Ill get fat" ( Ehm... by 'gaining muscle' while walking she believed she'd become fat ...)

and these are just some examples... Last week she said

"I dont believe in God or the After Life or whatever but waht if there were such thing and I was a donor?! I would be there with holes in my body!!"


:XD:
 
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Zero Phoenix

The Second Coming of Hazama
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KuroNightStar said:
Is this serious? I mean come on-I've seen and heard better responses to these questions. I think your co-workers need a real rude awakening. What is it that you do anyway, so that I may have a better understanding?
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I'm a Journalist. Unfortunately that means I work with a lot of people. Sometimes very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, stupid people.



Lily said:
LMAO xD Im not sure to laugh or just... stare at these... I have a blonde friend. And she is the epitome of stupid blondes.. I mean some of her quotes

"I wish the world was in 3D like in the movie theaters" (YES she actually did say this)

"Oh, I gotta make sure not to walk too much or Ill get fat" ( Ehm... by 'gaining muscle' while walking she believed she'd become fat ...)

and these are just some examples... Last week she said

"I dont believe in God or the After Life or whatever but waht if there were such thing and I was a donor?! I would be there with holes in my body!!"


:XD:
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This is gold!!


Oh sh!t there's more. This is the same co-worker mind you.

"The Illuminati were responsible for Michael Jackson's death because they were afraid of his social power because he said history was a lie."

"I heard that Beyonce sacrificed her first child for the Illuminati."

Some of you people wonder why I get so pissed at human beings. When you have to work with someone this damn dumb everyday I think you might understand why I get pissed off at a lot of you.
 
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Lily

Dead is the new alive.
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LOLOLOLOLOLOL Oh my god

Do they also believe in lizard/alien/reptilliians?! Omg tell me they do!! X'D it would make perfect sense
 
-lexus-

-lexus-

Visions of Hell
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Hmm, the only thing silly that comes to my mind was when some guy got confused and mixed Dildos and Dodos (that dead bird) up while he had to write a little story about some animal. To bad we couldnt contain our laughing or else he would have had to read it to the entire class.
 
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moi

non
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After she was asked what the weather was like in Boston) my friend (lives in CA) answered, "I don't know, I don't check the weather outside the U.S."

Context free: "So if I ate a black person it wouldn't be cannibalism?"
 
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Silvir

Member
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I think one of the weirdest things i have heard was when i was in the movie theater and a girls takes one of the 3D glasses and say "if i wear these out side will the whole world be in 3D then?"
<.< i was seriously about to give the guy in front of me a quick shower of my drink. Though i felt a little sad for her when so many in the room gave out half mumbled laughter and her friend just pated her on the shoulder and shook her head! :XD:
 
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noex1337

Emmie was here
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Hmmmmmmmmm...................... things that make me go WTF?

1) people dragging their babies around on leashes
2) Republican/Tea Party debates
3) Video bloggers thinking they're important
4) People doing stupid things, all in the name of "love"
and the biggest one of all

5) [MENTION=170]Zero Phoenix[/MENTION] making a spam thread.
 
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Zero Phoenix

The Second Coming of Hazama
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noex1337 said:
Hmmmmmmmmm...................... things that make me go WTF?

1) people dragging their babies around on leashes
2) Republican/Tea Party debates
3) Video bloggers thinking they're important
4) People doing stupid things, all in the name of "love"
and the biggest one of all

5) @Zero Phoenix making a spam thread.
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Perhaps I should have said Quotes that make you go WTF. :huuh:But yeah I suppose you have a point there. But man you should hear the things I hear. :ahhh:
 
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KuroNightStar

DDR Elite Master
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I've got something that'll make you WTF...

So I work at Universal Studios Hollywood theme park as a Character Escort *we're actually called Production Assistants*. Anyway, so about a week or so ago, I had a very aggressive guest *a female adult, ethnicity purposely not told* try to get Dora the Explorer's attention; however, she proceeded to hit her on the head AND pull on her arm. I immediately grabbed the woman and pulled her with a bit of force off of Dora. She looked at me as if I were the bad guy, not understanding what she did was wrong. If she had spoken proper English, I would have told her so, but I left it alone after that.
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You would be surprised how many adults try to attack the characters at Universal more than the children. And these are people from all around the bloody world. That makes me WTF, ya know?

[MENTION=170]Zero Phoenix[/MENTION]-Journalist? Interesting art. I couldn't do it, so I wish you the best.
 
Rascal

Rascal

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my little brother asked me why we call ourselves beans ^^"

ofc, i said uh... we dont?

so he proceeded to explain to me how it didnt make sense to call ourselves "human beans"

i was rofl the whole time... still havent told him we arent beans...
 
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