General Emmie would enjoy a good massage

This is so much win. Than again, if that were to happen, I bet there would be an equally big number of conspiracy theories.

The government knew about the nyan cat and sent it themselves to provoke war on double rainbows!
 
Wow , interesting thread. But I learned to never trust information from people. SO Em I wont accept that your flat chested or not until I get first hand experience on the matter at hand.