This is a commentary on things I've seen since moving to Southern California and some things from when I still lived in Massachusetts (Mass-hole style driving).
Don't signal to change lanes unless you're ready to go.
Don't switch lanes without signaling.
Don't forget to shut off the blinker.
Don't leave a fucking couch in the middle of the 210 freeway.
Don't leave shit on your flatbed unlashed. I don't need to see any more couches.
Don't drive slowly on the fast lane.
Don't get angry with tailgaters if you're driving slow. Or when I honk my horn at your slow ass.
Don't slow down to check out an accident that is off the road already.
Don't slow down when the cop is already writing someone else a ticket. What is he going to do? Run 90 mph after you?
Don't drive slowly. PERIOD
Don't cut me off to wet my car with your windshield washer because I accidentally wet yours. (That was funny though, asshole.)
Don't drop a brick onto my car (nearly hitting my sunroof) from the overpass.
Don't drive slow with your Prius when I've seen a fucker in one go 100 mph, and I raced his ass.
Don't keep driving when your car is on fire, you stupid bitch.
Don't brake so fast that your hubcap comes off and goes rolling after you, especially when you've already missed the exit you were after.
Don't follow the previous guy's example but top him by going all the way across five lanes and off the ravine on the other side and blowing up.
Don't change four whole lanes almost into my car just so you can make an exit. You fuckbag.
Don't jump a curb and have part of your car land on top of mine.
Don't race and have your BMW end up on top of a tree. How the fuck did you do that anyway?
Don't send a ladder hurtling toward my car like a fucking shuriken.
Don't think that I made any of these things up or have not personally seen them.
I notice its usually old people who go really slow, it can be really annoying.
For some reason, the first time I read your reply I thought you said "ugly people."