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A man was so jealous of his newly born baby that he put poison on the wife's nipples while she was asleep. The next day, their driver died of poisoning.
They say:
If your NOSE itches, someone misses you.
If your LIPS itches, someone is dying to kiss you.
...
If your entire BODY itches,
...dude, what are you thinking? you should take a bath!
the ceiling XDDDDD jkjk, nothing much.
lol XD
I know, right? XD it's like he got trolled by his son XD
lol, I guess XD
Not really XD
One day Little Johnny says to his father:
I want to get married.
Father: Oh, so do you have someone special in your mind?
Johnny: Yes , Gradma.
Father: What? There is a problem now, you want to marry my mother?
Johnny: Why not? You married my mother
lol, it's a perverted joke. XD
Nah, I don't think she knows this site. :/
Anyways, my other acc got deleted, so I had to use a new one. :/
I'm so homophobic I devised a way of wanking without touching my own knob.
My mate Dave does it for me.
thanks for the fr... akuno~ XDDDDD
Hijabee why arent you sleeping?
and yep like MF but the youtube button thing didnt work when i tried :shrug:
Fluttershy.
And yea i know what you mean. lolz
mehz ..it is ok.. ;) It is just a game anyway. And to be honest it kinda did seem unfair. XD We growed so big in such a short period of time. lol
Of course i was :P I take pony's / pirates really serious :P lol
Nah..in truth i could not help myself.. ;) It was too hilarious not to post it.
And np..it is in spam section. <.< Always full thread.
[IMG] This one is cute. <.< You can ask in pony thread if it is taken. <.<
o wait..that is a boy pony.. <.< nm him..
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