Awww, so sweet! *kisses you*
Next poster is disguised as a sweet little girl carrying a basket full of cookies and an assorted set of candies.
Unbeknownst to the world she is actually a first rate assassin trained by an ancient cult of ninjas who has infiltrated the corporate world in all facets of the government and certain media conglomerates.
...their aim is to one day subject everyone to eat their poisoned cookies and candies and submitting them to mind control and thereby forcing everyone to get down on their collective knees and cry out...."please spank me!" LMFAO!!!