Trapped in a Cell

[VanityBaroness]

What would you do or say if you were handcuffed and/or locked in a cell.
And yes you must keep to the rules >.>
and yes your my free rp a bit.
>.> just as long as you stay on topic that you are in jail.

 

[Pimp]

;>.>; Am i handcuffed to you [MENTION=1994]VanityBaroness[/MENTION] ....IF so i will stay and always cuddle with my favorite Trap :*love:

 

[VanityBaroness]

lol i'll let you but you get to wonder with me from cell to cell.
I'm the Warden >: D

 

[Btmangan]

Hahaha.

"Oy Warden! I'm hungry! I need some gruel!"

 

[Pimp]

*wonders around with warden[MENTION=1994]VanityBaroness[/MENTION] feeding Icecream*

 

[Btmangan]

Ice cream? Hell yeah, this jail rocks.

If I'm chained up, where am I supposed to drop my deuce?

 

[VanityBaroness]

in the toliet in the room
your only handcuffed or in a cell not both at the same time that would be redundant

 

[Pimp]

;>.>; *touches Warden@vaniltybaroness's butt*.....*feeds more Ice Cream*

 

[Btmangan]

Is there anything which is less than awesome about this prison?

To be honest, it's starting to sound really cool.

Could I get some paper to write on, Wardeness? I want to write books in prison like that famous South American guy did.

 

[VanityBaroness]

lol how about free food from a mall sized food court with all the cafe's and such in a mall.
Macdonalds and the like.
paper and pen is always in the dressers next to the beds

 

[Btmangan]

Awesome. . . when I am done with my book, I could totally shiv that guy from 4c with my pencil! ;-)

Hmn. . . what am I in here for, I wonder.

Hey Wardeness, how'd you land this job?

 

[VanityBaroness]

Easy.
I Killed the last warden with a spoon from dairy queen.

 

[Pimp]

I am here for ;pimp; reasons! *hides dairy queen spoon*

 

[Btmangan]

Easy.
I Killed the last warden with a spoon from dairy queen.

Impressive.

You are a worthy warden, madame.

. . .

As ideal as this all is, it's too ideal. Can you stage free-for-all fights in the courtyard or something? I think we need to mix things up.

Wanna fight me? No spoons allowed.

 

[VanityBaroness]

lol then im afraid i would be even more violent then with a weapon
It's plesant yes.
But only the fit live for the next day >: )

 

[Btmangan]

lol then im afraid i would be even more violent then with a weapon
It's plesant yes.
But only the fit live for the next day >: )

Good thing there are all these bars in my cell, I've been doing pullups and crunches for like the last ten years in here.

You sure you wanna uncage this beast madame? I think all that time feeding prisoners ice cream has made you soft. *starts bouncing on feet, throwing jabs in the air to warm up*

 

[VanityBaroness]

-pulls you by your shirt though the bars-
Don't test me unless you have the guts to lose what left you have.
-lets go of you-
^-^

 

[Btmangan]

-pulls you by your shirt though the bars-
Don't test me unless you have the guts to lose what left you have.
-lets go of you-
^-^

*plays dumb* Lose the rest of my clothes?

But this is my onnnlllly paaaiiir :awwn:

*Tries to kick Wardeness through the bars*

*Leg gets stuck half-way*

"This is. . . uh this . . . is a good way to limber up."

*Tries to unstick leg*

"Yeah. Good stretch."

 

[VanityBaroness]

yea uh huh.
-walks off down the hall-

 

[Pimp]

*shanks [MENTION=3035]Dienekes[/MENTION] while he sleeps* :murder:

*Runs to Warden [MENTION=1994]VanityBaroness[/MENTION]'s room* :skipping:

*cuddles*:hug: