Corrupt a wish

Granted, but the poolBOY turns out to be a girl who looks very manly...

I wish I can actually make my birthday wish to Gackt on time... <-- (COUGH on the 4th)
 
Granted, but thats all youll ever have..


I wish that (tries to think of things not Gackt related and his birthday) uhhh, OH, I wish that the sun would die...
 

Notorious

Colonel H Stinkmeaner
Granted, but you die a horrible death due to your clumsiness (despite having mad skills)

I wish I could make a film about myself, that would rank high in the box office and earn billions!!! $_$