OK Emeralda, I've been here for awhile now and I've been thinking of a list of site improvements.
1) ZERO PHOENIX should have three blogs: 1) One blog where he can talk about how great he is. 2) One blog where he can trash people he doesn't like. 3) Another blog where he can talk about how great he is.
2) All profile pages should play the theme of Kamen Rider Saga, Roots of the King by Tetra-Fang.
3) It should be mandatory that all members tell other members how great ZERO PHOENIX is.
4) Kaze Araki, The King of Beasts needs to have a shrine.
5) Infinite Monkey and The Great Observer should both receive a harem. No women under the rank of 8 will be allowed. Nothing but the best for my boys.
6) All female members of G2 should be required to send their pictures, email addresses, residential addresses, phone numbers, and measurements to ZERO PHOENIX. Women under the rank of 9 will have their information sent back to them.
7) G2 should carry Kamen Rider Kiva. This should be done so that all members of G2 can witness the majesty of Kamen Rider Saga and his ascension into KING.
8) Kamen Rider Kiva should be streamed on the site 24 hours a day 8 days a week. Eight days a week. Eight is a symbol for infinity and infinity is born from 0. The eighth day will be called ZERO.
9) All the members of G2 will make it their mission to recruit Zero cosplayers. We've all seen Code Geass so when it comes time for rehearsal I don't want to hear anyone trying to pretend they don't know what the hell I'm talking about. Cosplayers are to assemble in formation to the tune of Ali Project's Yuukyou Seishunka. Dance moves will be a mixture of Kung Fu and urban athletics. This will serve to humor me.
10) Once a week, everyone will gather in the IRC to worship CM Pimpd, The Choice of a New Generation.
11) Once a month, everyone will gather in the IRC to worship Crom, Man Among Men.
12) When moderators are not moderating G2, they need to be sending fan mail to Kamelot.
13) Members of G2 are required to Skype every Saturday and every other Sunday to choreograph the March of Mephisto, the Advent of Immortal Regis Nexus. That means music by Kamelot and full costumes people. Consult Record of Lodoss War (Emperor Beld or Ashram specifically), Immortal Regis (Regis Noche), or Cavalier of the Abyss (Regis Nex) for designs.
14) Anyone who hasn't joined The Great Pandemonium needs to do so before January 1st 2012. Mwahahahaahah.
15) I need ten members to start petitions to get T.I. out of jail. Doesn't matter when you're reading this he'll probably be locked up.
16) I need ten members to start petitions to get DMX out of jail. Doesn't matter when you're reading this he'll probably be locked up.
17) Anyone who hates me should remember that I hate them too.
18) Be hateful.
19) Be vengeful.
20) Be jealous.
I thank you all for taking the time out of your busy schedule to read this series of off-kilter jokes. Don't take it seriously. It was all in good fun. Work is hard. Life is hard. If this rant has made you laugh, smile, talk, or even scoff then I've done my job. Have a nice day.
