Phrases That P*ss You Off

#1
Mine:

"But we're your parents."

"A £_.__ surcharge will be deducted from your account for this ATM transaction. Proceed?"

"I'm praying for you"

"I'm just sayin'"
 
#3
"Smile!"

"You should get out and experience life"

"What are your plans for tonight/the week-end/tomorrow......."

"HUG!!!" or anything followed by brightly coloured smiles.

"due to the fact that..." This one just you pretentious ass.