Ok, you do not have to pour out your deepist and darkist secrets, sharing those storys of petty and dumb crimes are just as delightful.
One of my most petty and most stupid crimes, was when I was about 14. I went into my local store, to ask if I could have a paper-round, after giving them all my details, I left. As I was walking out, I grabbed a load of porno mags to oogle over later...Needless to say, been a dumb 14 year old I did not think about them ringing my mother using the nice slip of paper with my number on, which I had given them, to inform her that I had just napped a few "dirty birdy mags".
I learned alot about my own stupidity that day, it also hurt everytime a sat on my ass for well over a week, and I never got a paper-round there.
Yeh, I know it hardly counts as a crime but I have always found it funny.
One of my most petty and most stupid crimes, was when I was about 14. I went into my local store, to ask if I could have a paper-round, after giving them all my details, I left. As I was walking out, I grabbed a load of porno mags to oogle over later...Needless to say, been a dumb 14 year old I did not think about them ringing my mother using the nice slip of paper with my number on, which I had given them, to inform her that I had just napped a few "dirty birdy mags".
I learned alot about my own stupidity that day, it also hurt everytime a sat on my ass for well over a week, and I never got a paper-round there.
Yeh, I know it hardly counts as a crime but I have always found it funny.