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funnyjokar1

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#1
timeoff, people! funny joke here :)))

Girls vs boys.

Girls' English.

1. Yes. = No.
2. No. = Yes.
3. Maybe. = No.
4. "It's your decision." = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
5. "Do what u want." = You'll pay 4 this later.
6. "We need to talk." = I need to bitch.
7. Sure. Go ahead. = I don't want you too.
8. I'm not upset. = Of course I'm upset, u stupid moron.
9. How much do u love me? = I did something today your not goin' like me for.
10. Is my butt fat? = Tell me i'm beautiful.
11. You have to learn to communicate! = Just agree with me.
12. Are you listening to me? = Too late, you're dead.

Guy's English.

1. I'm hungry. = I'm hungry.
2. I'm sleepy. = I'm sleepy.
3. I'm tired. = I'm tired.
4. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.
5. Can I take you to dinner? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.
6. Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.
7. May I have this dance? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.
8. Nice dress. = Nice cleavage.
9. You look tensed, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you.
10. What's wrong? = What meaningless self inflicted pshychological trauma are you going through now?
11. What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
12. I'm bored. = Do you want to have sex?
13. I love you. = Let's have sex right now.
14. I love you too. = Okay i said it we'd better have sex now!
15. Let's talk. = I am tryin' to impress you by shown that I'm a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me!
16. Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegel 4 you to have sex with other guys.

you like it? ;)
 
#4
I know because of the name and it typing but still its better than the other bots we have had recently which I wont go into at least it posted in the right place also
 

Nori

Active Member
#5
LMAO, actually it didn't post in the right place at all. It posted this in the Anime & Manga section, I moved it.
 
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kyoshiro_mibu30

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#11
funny,lol.
now all you need is a anime one for guys and girls and you basicly have everyone on earth ^^
 

Swiss

function Swiss()
#13
That is so not funny, guys do not think like that. We are honest, gently, and loving creatures who just love sex. But that doesn't mean we are thinking about sex all the time, just everyday.
 

Archangel

Active Member
#15
ha thats shit is so true , its so sad. But like Swiss guys dont think about sex all the time when can be loving and gental creatures to. ( I think) ????? i think i heard some ware that the average male thinks about sex about 200 times a day (damn!!!!)