Curupt wish game

[Zeta]

alright this is the corrupt a wish game. someone makes a wish then the next post grants that wish, but w/ a negative spin. then they make a wish.

ex. I wish my phone got internet (next post) granted, but the battery dies fast. I wish I was rich. but your money crushed you. Or i wish i was the best stealthy ninja ever. Granted but you were lost in the shadows for ever and never got out.

my start

i wish i could play street fighters right now

 

[Ray]

Wish is granted and you get owned by Chun li forever

and shouldn't this be in a spam section?

I wish I was a heroic spirit

 

[Zeta]

Granted but then your spirit died down

I wish i wish i was a fish

 

[Ray]

ok granted your gonna be living with a cat though

I wish I was god

 

[Zeta]

granted you had to listen to kids complain all day and got sick of it and quit

I wish i had that new game i wanted...

 

[Ray]

granted it gives you a error though

I wish I can have have a broad sword

 

[Zeta]

granted but it was made of cheap plastic that breaks a lot

I wish other people would post here as well

 

[Ray]

wish granted only people spam now

I wish I had a jet

 

[Zeta]

Granted but it blew up

i wish Planet Side would freakin instal on my computer instead of freezing ever time i try and play it

 

[seirei]

your wish is granted, but there's a power cut off which lasts 2 days

I wish I visited japan...

 

[haruka]

wish granted, but you lost all your money and went to jail
i wish i had wings

 

[seirei]

wish granted, but you are flying high in the sky...when and a plane hits you!

I wish I could play moonligt sonata(presto agitato)

 

[haruka]

wish granted, but you had an accident and can never again use your hands

i wish i could sing "the devil's trill"

 

[seirei]

granted, but then the devil takes over your soul and you will be his servant for eternity

I wish I could visit the whole world!!!

 

[BLue-FIsh]

Granted but you become blind and deaf.

I wish it wasn't so hot..

 

[Inferior]

Granted but it becomes sub-zero and everything freezes!

I wish i was in bed

 

[haruka]

granted but you're neighborer from the higher level forgot to close the water and it drops over your bed.

i wish i had a new computer

 

[Inferior]

granted but youve only got 1mb of RAM and 1 kb on ur hardrive, u also dont have any money for an external GB thus u die through lack of Zoku.

I wish i was partying right now...

 

[haruka]

granted, but you're out of food, drinks, and the computer brakes and no more music.

i wish i had a beer right now

 

[Inferior]

Granted but the only beer in the world is old mouldy and has blue cheese round the top.

I wish i could have superpowers