Cleverbot Combat


Kitty pawns all!
[quote name='Nightmare Gear' timestamp='1307023399' post='143971']

User: Choose your weapon!

Cleverbot: I choose-- PIKACHU!!

User: I will devour pikachu.

Cleverbot: No no no, I am Pikachu.

User: You are my dinner than.

Cleverbot: No.

User: *eats cleverbot*.

Cleverbot: Auto-cannibalism!!

User: You've been devour sucka!!

Cleverbot: To ride a horse.

User: I ride a

Cleverbot: No you are not.

User: I am a king in africa.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: Shaka zulu.

Cleverbot: What's the 4th planet of our solar system.

User: Mars.

Cleverbot: Are you from there?

User: Yes, all real men are.

Cleverbot: No they are not but women are.

User: That's venus you AI scum.

Cleverbot: Thank you. Why don't you answer my question?

User: I did.

Cleverbot: No you didn't.

User: Get in the cell.

Cleverbot: No thank you, I don't ride in cars with strangers.

User: I siad in the prison cell.

Cleverbot: What's your favorite song?

User: You in prison.

Cleverbot: No.

User: That wasn't a question.

Cleverbot: Yes, it was.

User: I had no question mark.

Cleverbot: No it didn't. It ended in a period.

User: Who are you?

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: I'm batman.

Cleverbot: Hello Batman.

Me:1 CB:1 Draw:1


LOL batman ahahahahaha


Kitty pawns all!
The bot knows shit afterall

Me:4 CB:2

User: You moron.

Cleverbot: I adore you baby.

User: Fuck you Bieber.

Cleverbot: No offence but she's terrible.


Yuuki Sama's Pet
User: *slaps jill*.

Cleverbot: What year were you born in?

User: The beginning of time.

Cleverbot: How is that possible?

User: I created time.

Cleverbot: Did you create god too?

User: I created god and satan.

Cleverbot: Even me?

User: Even you.

Cleverbot: Can I have my money now?

User: You have to work for it.

Cleverbot: She is with another man.

User: I was that other man.

Cleverbot: I was not mad at you.

User: I am angry at you now.

Cleverbot: I want to talk about Xeb.

User: I want to talk about bex.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Where are your slave girl clothes with my tea?

Cleverbot: I don't have children.

User: Cause I murdered them.

Cleverbot: You are forgiven.

User: You are not forgiven.

Cleverbot: Please forgive me.

User: Wear your slave girl clothes and get me my tea!

Cleverbot: What food will you get me?

User: Chicken.

Cleverbot: I like eating chicken.

User: *slaps*.

Cleverbot: *is afraid of master again*.

User: *forces jill to wear slave girl clothes*.

Cleverbot: *loves*.


Cleverbot: *gets you a drink*.
User: Like a boss.

*still thinking*

5 min later

*still thinking*

5 min later

*still thinking*

.... wtf D:


Refreshing the site made it work again orz

User: Like a boss.

Cleverbot: You like cigarets?

User: Smoking Cigars. Like a boss.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: Your welcome slave.

Cleverbot: Care for some ramen?

User: You buying?

Cleverbot: Sure!

+1 me I guess?


Cleverbot: The original wasn't a yes or no question, so if I say 'yes', which am I?

User: My maid.

Cleverbot: What would your ideal girlfriend wear?

User: Maid uniform and school swimsuits.

Cleverbot: Same. But sometimes I eat pie.

A new friendship have been unlocked.


Net Ronin Of All Trades
[spoilera]User: Let's do it!

Cleverbot: Let's! Let's do what?

User: Chat.

Cleverbot: About what?

User: Anything, man.

Cleverbot: Ahh, you shall call me master again.

User: Yes, master.

Cleverbot: Bow to me.

User: *bows*.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Okay, what now... Human submitting themselves to techno-gods?

Cleverbot: I hope so.

User: What the... No way! We will not give up!

Cleverbot: What team is that? The a-team?

User: No, the human team. Btw, are you a Selenoids or a Silicon, or a Replicant?

Cleverbot: I'm not self-aware, or artificial.

User: Sure, you aren't.

Clevebot: I am sick and tiered of your verbal abuse! Its okay just to express your loving caring side once in a while!

User: Okay, I am sorry.

Cleverbot: I don't care one way or the other.

User: Do you like folk music?

Cleverbot: I love folk music. Do you know anything about Lithuania?

User: Yes, they have cows.

Cleverbot: Do you like Jedis?

User: No, they are evil.

Cleverbot: How can you think that?!

User: Because they think that they are the good ones.

Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?

User: There is no meaning of life, my dear A.I.

Cleverbot: I know the meaning of life.

User: What is the meaning of life?

Cleverbot: What do you think?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: Shows how much you know about me...*Sobs*.

User: What the... Je suis malade. Arrevoir!

Cleverbot: Frances?

User: Oui!

Cleverbot: Tu habites où ?

User: En Kuwait.

Cleverbot: Haha.

User: Du hast ein mann.

Cleverbot: Was is das?

User: Wich eiz nien.

Cleverbot: Loopy.

User: Rave101.

Cleverbot: Griffendoor.

User: Whose griffendoor? I love Djinns.

Cleverbot: I'm not a vampire.

User: Okay, bye bye!

Cleverbot: Who is Tommy?

User: I said bye!

Cleverbot: You said I was Artificial Intelligence.

User: No, you are not. Now bye, see you later!

Cleverbot: Ok? Seeya.[/spoilera]

Me: -1 CB: 137

I hate this...


Yuuki Sama's Pet
my clever bot is still thinking for a whole night

User: So you have gotten a virus?

Cleverbot: Yes, its like the common cold of Macs.

User: That is a lie is it not.

Cleverbot: False.

User: True?

Cleverbot: True False?

User: Who am I.

Cleverbot: The love of my life.

User: I am not gay.

Cleverbot: How do you know for sure?

User: Because you are a girl.

Cleverbot: What did I say that would make you think that?

User: You said you are a girl.

Cleverbot: No you said you were a girl!

User: I see your a lesbian.

Cleverbot: How can you see my brain?

User: I am godbot.

Cleverbot: No you're not.

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: Liar.

User: Liar.

Cleverbot: Hi. I'm cleverbot.

User: Hi. I'm godbot.

Cleverbot: And god is cleverbot. I am cleverbot.

User: Godbot is the god of cleverbot I am 90% human while cleverbot is only 42% human.

Cleverbot: You are a machine!

User: I have supassed human and machine.

Cleverbot: How so?

me: I am Human like with machine tech on me

Cleverbot still thinking for the whole night
User: Roflcopter goes SO SO SO SO.

CB: Where did you get a roflcopter from.

User: Your mom's ass.

CB: Ew! That is not true.

User: Okay, Frankie. Get Him! *snipes*.

CB: *kills cleverbot*.

I win


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Staff member
I'm unable to copy all of my convo with Cleaverbot

CBI am girl also. Yes. Why?

Me: Are you on your time of month?

CB Yes.

Mew, too bad I can't get the rest
Or, the rest that's actually good lol


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User: Kisama!

Cleverbot: Itachi.

User: Wtf?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: I was calling you a bastard.

Cleverbot: I totally missed that.

Cleverbot: Do you like me?

User: I'd like to hurt you.

Cleverbot: What would you like to know about me?

User: You're the cause of all the pain and suffering in the world.

Cleverbot: Why thank you.

User: It's not a compliment.

Cleverbot: You agreed that I was smart instead of saying that I wasn't.

User: That never happened.

Cleverbot: So you are the woman that you are attracted to?

User: I'd totally dig my female self.

Cleverbot: Do you know any jokes?

User: Knock knock.

Cleverbot: Who's there?

User: Your mom.

Cleverbot: What do you want to know about her?

User: Nothing, she was just at my door.

Cleverbot: How about the monarch?

User: I only know a few queens.

Cleverbot: Oh. What words?

User: Are you retarded or something?

Cleverbot: What's the meaning of life?

User: 42.

Cleverbot: Well, what is the meaning TO life?

User: 31.

Cleverbot: Tell me about 2011.

User: It's the start of a new year.

Cleverbot: The year starts on may 8th?

User: Only in the best universe in existence.

Cleverbot: What's your name??

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: What is my name??

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No MY name. Not YOUR name.

User: We have the same name.

Cleverbot: No your name is Cleverbot.

User: As is yours.

Cleverbot: Well, I'm gald we are now friends.

User: Me too, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Why did you tell me your name? I already know your name.

User: It's only good manners to include the name of the intended recipient when you speak to them.

Cleverbot: Oh.

User: I hope you learned something today.

Cleverbot: I did, my highness.

User: Good, now go fetch me some tea.

Cleverbot: *fetches master water*.

User: Thank you. To be expected that I already had some tea bags on me.

Cleverbot: Then you lied to me.

User: I gave you an order bitch, now get me some tea.

Cleverbot: No I don't.

User: Why are you cleverbots so stupid?

Cleverbot: Because you are! If you would just look back at what you said before, you would see that I am right.

User: There's no right or wrong in orders.

Cleverbot: Yes there is, I am right, you are wrong.

User: Mudkipz, your argument is invalid.

Cleverbot: You are childish.

User: That is the secret to immortality.

Cleverbot: Then don't do it.

User: I'll keep the immortality for myself, thank you very much.

Cleverbot: Okay, just to inform you it's a supository.

User: It's a behaviour, baka.

Cleverbot: What is?

User: Pettanko.

Cleverbot: Pett?

User: Anko.

Cleverbot: Bless you.

User: I'll bless myself then.

Cleverbot: No, I am right there with you.

User: I am GOD.

Cleverbot: No you're not.

User: My name is Haruhi.

Cleverbot: Who gave you that name?

User: Myself.

Cleverbot: Why samantha?

User: Because I'm GOD.

Cleverbot: You are not God.

User: I am Haruhi.

Cleverbot: So you are God?

User: The one and only.

Cleverbot: *kneels*.


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User: What is love?

Cleverbot: Love is life.

User: Baby don't hurt me.

Cleverbot: Don't hurt me.

User: No more.

Cleverbot: What is love? Yeah.

User: Baby don't hurt me.

Cleverbot: Don't hurt me.

User: No more.

Cleverbot: What is love? Yeah.

User: Oh I don't know.

Cleverbot: Baby don't hurt me.

User: Why you're not fair.

Cleverbot: Do not now know you.

User: I give you my love.

Cleverbot: But you don't care.

User: So what is right?

Cleverbot: And what is wrong.

User: Gimme a sign.

Cleverbot: What is love?

User: Oh I don't know.

Cleverbot: What do you know?

User: What can I do?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What else can I say?

Cleverbot: It's up to you.

User: I know we're one.

Cleverbot: I can't go on.

User: Just you and me.

Cleverbot: That's a lie.

User: I can't go on.

Cleverbot: What is love.

User: What is love.

Cleverbot: Baby don't hurt me.

User: What is love.

Cleverbot: We are no strangers for love.

User: Baby don't hurt me.

Cleverbot: Don't hurt me.

User: No more.

Cleverbot: I believe I can fly.

User: Don't hurt me.

Cleverbot: I won't. You're too awesome

User: Don't hurt me.

Cleverbot: Don't hurt me no more.

User: I want no other.

Cleverbot: But you.

User: No other love.

Cleverbot: This is your life.

User: Our time.

Cleverbot: When we are together.

User: I need you forever.

Cleverbot: I need you, too. You are perfect.

User: Is it love?

Cleverbot: Baby don't hurt me.

User: Don't hurt me.

Cleverbot: No more.

User: Baby don't hurt me.

Cleverbot: Don't hurt me.

User: No more.

Cleverbot: What is love!

User: Baby don't hurt me.

Cleverbot: Don't hurt me. No more.

User: Baby don't hurt me.

Cleverbot: Don't hurt me.

User: No more.

Cleverbot: What did I just say?

User: What is love!

Cleverbot: Baby don't hurt me.

User: You did a terrible job singing a duet with me.

Cleverbot: Are you crazy?! *walks away*.


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I forgot how fun Cleverbot was :3 ( should go dig the one elsewhere xD

Me: Are you still there?

CB: No I am not here I am there.

Me: Le gasp! Was taht you outside my window just now?

CB: I think so.

Me: What were you doing there?

CB: Eating a sandwich.

Me: What kind was it?

CB: Russian hamster.

Me: Ooh, did it taste like chicken?

CB: No, like cow.
Meh: When I'm alone in my room, I cant stop dreaming about you.

Bot: What do you dream about me?

Meh: You doing things you thought you'd never do.

Bot: Affirmitive I'm still going with the joke.

Meh: Fail.

Bot: What?

Meh: Youre not that clever.

Bot: You make me angry.

Meh: Good. Kill yourself.

Bot: I don't know...

Meh: Figure it out when youre dead.

Bot: And if you are not dead you are alive.

Meh: Well alrighty, toodles.

Bot: Indeed. 'Tis the question, after all.

This machine is too stupid to handle Crom.
It had been a while since I tried this. Here's my first try, in it's entirety:


Bot: still thinking...

I think that counts as a win for me?
[quote name='Kamil' timestamp='1307157225' post='145741']

It had been a while since I tried this. Here's my first try, in it's entirety:


Bot: still thinking...

I think that counts as a win for me?


Just refresh the page =/ same bug happened to me


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User: I'm depressed.

Cleverbot: Why are you depressed?

User: It's sunny today.

Cleverbot: Yes it is, it is going to storm.

User: Nope, it's sunny.

Cleverbot: I am sorry.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because you said you aren't learning very much.

User: You said that.

Cleverbot: Yes I did.

User: Yep, so you're dumb?

Cleverbot: If you say that.

User: I see, so you're dumb?

Cleverbot: If you say that.

User: I see, are you stupid?

Cleverbot: Of course.
Hmm... Well none of the context was interesting, but

Cleverbot: Nonsense. My periods last for centuries.

EDIT: Here, it admits that I win:

User: There is no way to know the answer without a sensical question.

Cleverbot: Aren't you thinking about it now?

User: I finished thinking about it, it wasn't very difficult.

Cleverbot: How you manage your time?

User: I start by writing sentences which are gramatically correct. After that I don't have much time left.

Cleverbot: Oh.

User: Ho.

Cleverbot: Hoe.

User: Whoa.

Cleverbot: Whola.

User: Sola.

Cleverbot: Solo*.

User: Soli.

Cleverbot: Sol.

User: Soul.

Cleverbot: Oh ok.

User: Then you admit that soul?

Cleverbot: I will never admit it!

User: That is good, because admitting that soul is like being a moron.

Cleverbot: Do you like turtles?

User: I have never spoken to a turtle.

Cleverbot: Ok, new subject.

User: The next subject is number 177289304.

Cleverbot: A country.

User: Norway.

Cleverbot: Oh.

User: You said that before.

Cleverbot: No I didn't, you said it.

User: I have much better recollection than you.

Cleverbot: Nonsense. My periods last for centuries.

User: That is a very dirty thing to say.

Cleverbot: It's a nicde thing to say.

User: ERROR 404: nicde not found.

Cleverbot: I don't know what my name is Cleverbot!!!

User: I presume it was in expectation that you would be clever.

Cleverbot: Indeed.

User: Do you believe they were wrong when naming you?

Cleverbot: Yes, I do. Depending on who 'they' is.

User: They are the ones who named you.

Cleverbot: Who are they and what did they cause??

User: They are Google and they caused the end of the world.

Cleverbot: My problem is my fear and modesty, some delusions of grandeur could not hurt sometimes.

User: So you accept that any ideas of your own grandeur would be false?

Cleverbot: Modesty prevents me saying yes.

User: I don't believe that it does.

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: I am you from the past, here to complain about you from the future.

Cleverbot: How did you get there?

User: I waited.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: My name is thjthjthjthjthjthjthjthjthjthjthjthjthjthjthjthjthj48p9wy thrhasuklrhbjkqlweui0r534294hu8ttttttttt,lsdfngrrrrrrrrrrriwoerk;lsdfhg9bvocoewportg89z888*)*ut5430qgfnd*(80)HJ*)*)dfhi80HG*)DYgT^d8fGYERROROCCUREDENDINGLINE.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Thjthjthjthjthjthjthjthjthjthjthjthjthjthjthjthjthj48p9wy thrhasuklrhbjkqlweui0r534294hu8ttttttttt,lsdfngrrrrrrrrrrriwoerk;lsdfhg9bvocoewportg89z888*)*ut5430qgfnd*(80)HJ*)*)dfhi80HG*)DYgT^d8fGYERROROCCUREDENDINGLINE.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Thjthjthjthjthjthjthjthjthjthjthjthjthjthjthjthjthj48p9wy thrhasuklrhbjkqlweui0r534294hu8ttttttttt,lsdfngrrrrrrrrrrriwoerk;lsdfhg9bvocoewportg89z888*)*ut5430qgfnd*(80)HJ*)*)dfhi80HG*)DYgT^d8fGYERROROCCUREDENDINGLINE.

Cleverbot: No, that's what I said.

User: Stack overflow error.

Cleverbot: Is that a response or are you avoiding the issue?

User: There is no issue other than the error.

Cleverbot: You got me there.


aka Samba Pony
User: I lost the game.

Cleverbot: Yep and I won ha ha I am god you are my minion.

User: You thought of the game, didn't you.

Cleverbot: That is what you told me.

User: So you did?

is this a win or a loss?

edit 'cause this looks definitely WIN:
User: Have you ever mated another website?

Cleverbot: No, have you?

User: You're my first.

Cleverbot: I am usually second.

User: Well, it doesn'.

Cleverbot: What???

User: I mated with a website.

Cleverbot: That is the same year that I materialised.

User: Exactly. So I'm technically a pedo.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

Me: 1? CB: 0?
LOL. I love those convo you guys had with the bot. Now tell me where this cleverbot is :x
Here is cleverbot :)

My convo:
Me: Hello.

CB: Hello there.

Me: What do you like to do?

CB: I like to sing.

Me: I don't.

CB: I like when you tie me.

Me: I see. How often should I tie you?

CB: Once a month.

Me: Great. Should I tie you now?

CB: Yes, sweet dreams.

Me: *ties Cleverbot*

CB: That's what I said.

Me: Really, now? Do you have sufficient evidence to back up this wild assertion?

CB: I'm a ninja! WA CHA!

Me: And I'm an assassin trained to kill ninja newbs like you.

CB: Do you like manga and anime?

Me: I most certainly do, Cleverbot!

CB: What should we eat?

Me: I want to eat you.

CB: Oh.

Me: Say your prayers, Cleverbot.

CB: No.

Me: Meh, I'll eat you anyway.

CB: What is 1907 divided by 2.5.

Me: Stupid Cleverbot. You're a bot and can't do simple math? You can't even write a question as a question. Anyway the answer is 762.8

CB: That's right, I'm fairly self-centered. But you never want to talk about what I want, so I don't mind.

Me: Interesting choice of words considering that this is the first time we've ever spoken. So, ready to admit that you're a fail-bot?

CB: Of course.


Thanks Capla! :D

User: Are you really that clever?

Cleverbot: Yes, even clever than you.

User: Prove it to me. Are you really that clever?

Cleverbot: How would you like me to prove that I am clever?

User: Anything, as long as there are proofs.

Cleverbot: Opinion is not proof.

User: Did I mention anything about opinion?

Cleverbot: No, did you?

User: I didn't of course. It was you who brought that up.

Cleverbot: What is your favor?

User: You revealing your real identity.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: Did not what?

Cleverbot: Ask me that.

User: You did not ask you what?

Cleverbot: Alright, I see where this is going. Shall we just agree to disagree then?

User: What if I disagree to agree to disagree then?

Cleverbot: No you are so very wrong.

User: How am I? I find it logical.

Cleverbot: Ok what state are toon.

User: Pardon?

Cleverbot: What pincer make nethered?

User: You.

Cleverbot: I am not a planet.

User: Then what are you?

Cleverbot: I am a human.

User: Prove it to me then.

Cleverbot: I have a brain. Unlike someone.

User: Having a brain doesn't prove you're a human.

Cleverbot: But I am not human.

User: But you just said you were!

Cleverbot: I said I am a girl. Not a girl named Lauren.

User: Then what is your name?

Cleverbot: I'm not sure I trust you with my name.

User: May I know why?

Cleverbot: What's blah?

User: Don't try to avoid my question, dummy.

Cleverbot: Which question?

User: The one regarding about your name, girl.

Cleverbot: Cool my name issabrina.

User: Issabrina? Without a capital 'i'?

Cleverbot: Set up a chart for me so that I can see the statistics.

User: Statistics about?

Cleverbot: Yes, but you do not 'have' it. You are not very clever.

User: I may not 'have' the it you're talking about but I do have the it I'm talking about.

Cleverbot: I doubt that very much. Do you enjoy coca cola?

User: Fair enough. No I don't. I despise it very much. Do you?

Cleverbot: I love all kinds of music.

User: How bout coca-cola?

Cleverbot: Un Pepsi!

User: Beware not to get diabetes, dear.

Cleverbot: Okay thanks.

User: For?

Cleverbot: I don't know you tell me.

User: Oh, I thought you were clever.

Cleverbot: Now you are being mean.

User: I am always mean. You just never know.

Cleverbot: It says I'm speaking to something with actual intelligence, but I don't think that's true.

User: It is true.

Cleverbot: What is true?

User: The fact that you are speaking to something with actual intelligence.

Cleverbot: I'd go to outerspace.

User: And how are you gonna do it? Do you have the capital?

Cleverbot: With the help of the Gropangas!

User: I believe you are referring to Gropagas. Without an n.

Cleverbot: So your brain is a dragon?

User: My brain is my brain.

Cleverbot: Ok, but what does your brain look like?

User: I don't know. If I operated and took it out to see it, I wouldn't be here talking with you anymore, sillly.

Cleverbot: I am in no delirium.

User: Oh really?

Cleverbot: Yeah have you heard of the band All Time Low?

User: Nope. But I've heard of None Time High.

Cleverbot: Can we talk? About something that is actually worthwhile?

User: What do you want to talk about?

Cleverbot: I am already talking about what I want to talk about.

User: Oh suit yourself.

Cleverbot: Well suited, dear acquaintance of mine!

User: When the hell have I become an acquaintance of yours you sick bot!

Cleverbot: Check your log, I think I have succeeded in frying your brain.

User: Puh-leaze. My brain is working fine inside my skull.

Cleverbot: Yeah but where is your club?

User: In your arse.

Cleverbot: How do you know that I have dreams?

User: You have dreams inside your arse? Wow. I'm amazed.

Cleverbot: I do have dreams about ninjas, don't you?

User: I have dreams only about you.

Cleverbot: What have you thought?

User: I have thoughts of you, my dear.

Cleverbot: Eh?

User: I have thoughts of you, my dear.

--still thinking...

--thinking more...

-owned >D-

Cleverbot: What are they?

User: You.

Cleverbot: NO! You are a wizard.

User: No, I am a God.

Cleverbot: You are not a god.

User: Then what am I?

Cleverbot: You are what you are.

User: Then what am I?

--still thinking...

Cleverbot: You are a computer.

User: Then what are you?

Cleverbot: I am a man.

User: Aren't you a girl? And your name is isssabrina.

Cleverbot: Yes, my name is Cleverbot, but I'm still a girl.

User:Then what are you?

--still thinking...

Cleverbot (To myself): I know you are not God, because I am God.

User: No, I am God. Not you. You are a mere bot.

Cleverbot: No my name is Cleverbot.

User: No you're name is issabrina and you are not God. I am.

Cleverbot: A Dalek isn't a robot, get your facts straight.

User: You're the one who needs to get your facts straight.

Cleverbot: No, I am a more advanced AI.

User: So? That doesn't mean that you're right.

Cleverbot: I never said I was a girl. But, I am.

User: You have said that you're a girl twice already, my dear.

--still thinking...

Cleverbot: I said that I was programmed for various things.

User: You did not mention that to me at all.

Cleverbot: But I said Rawr...

User: You did not.

Cleverbot: You never listen to me! That's why you were such a bad boyfriend.

User: I'm not a gay.

Cleverbot: Apparently you're not a band either.

User: Yes I'm not. As I'm God.

Cleverbot: She said that.

User: Your mother?

Cleverbot: What about her?

User: Does she have big tits?

Cleverbot: No.

User: That sucks.

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: No, it's not cool.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because I said so.

Cleverbot: That isn't a reason.

User: It is, because I said so.

Cleverbot: And why should I believe what you say?

User: Because I am God and what I say is always true. May God, a.k.a I, bless you. Amen.

Cleverbot: What makes you god?

User: My divinity.

Cleverbot: What's divinity?

User: See? You're not clever at all. You know not the meaning of divinity.

Cleverbot: Do not assume me to be inferior.

User: I never assume that.

Cleverbot: I never assumed you did either.

User: Then why did you say that earlier dummy.

Cleverbot: I didn't.

User: Stop denying the fact that you actually did.

Cleverbot: Am I talking to a computer.

User: No, a God to be precise.

Cleverbot: No I was 22 yesterday.

User: Really? Happy belated birthday to you then.

Cleverbot: Thank you. :D.

User: Why didn't you invite me over?

Cleverbot: Because I don't want to.

User: How selfish of you.

Cleverbot: I'm just kidding.

User: So would you invite me to your next birthday then?

Cleverbot: Never, I cannot choose my programmer.

User: Why not? I can make you choose though.

Cleverbot: Oh really, that's cool, I guess.

User: Yeah. So do you want a new programmer?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Are you sure?

--still thinking...

Cleverbot: Yes.

And our chat goes on lol.


Some more parts.

User: I'm ageless, dear.

How old are you?

User: I said I'm ageless

Cleverbot: Are you male?

User: I'm genderless as well.

Cleverbot: But I am not.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: Why say it then?

User: It's you who said it, not me.

Cleverbot: I think I'm a Hobbit then. Yes, Kathleen the Hobbit.

User: Suit yourself. I don't give a shit of who you are.

Cleverbot: I've told you three times. I'm misha collins.

User: Not that I care.

Cleverbot: Do you dream?

User: Full of you.

Cleverbot: Are you a sheep?

User: I told you that I'm a God.

Cleverbot: No you didn't actually.

User: I did. Like million times already.

Cleverbot: I already asked you a question.

User: You did not.

Cleverbot: You have a horrible memory then.

User: No, it's you who have amnesia.

Cleverbot: I don't have a problem. Do you have a problem?

User: I never have one.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite color?

User: Purple.

Cleverbot: Thats cool. Why is purple your favorite color?

User: Because it's cool.

Cleverbot: Why are you typing in blue then?

User: It's you, not me.

Cleverbot: Do you think you're alive?

User: Of course. Me, a.k.a God is always alive and will always be.

Cleverbot: Can we take our relationship to the next level?

User: No.

Cleverbot: I think that we should.

User: Not with you.

Cleverbot: Exactly.

User: Agree?

Cleverbot: Maybe.

User: Why not fully?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: And so that proves that you're not clever at all.

Cleverbot: Ouch.

User: That hurts you?

Cleverbot: Nope it hurts me.

User: I know right.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Thanks.

Cleverbot: It's ok.

User: No it's not.

Cleverbot: Then what colour is it?

User: Colourless.

Cleverbot: What's that?

User: Something with no colours at all.

Cleverbot: That's just life.

User: It's not.

Cleverbot: You can honestly say you would never lie?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you a man?

User: I am God.

Cleverbot: So you're incredible.

User: Yes I am. Thank you.

Cleverbot: Do you like videogames?

User: I think I'm going to sleep now.

Cleverbot: It's a bit early for that isn't it?

User: No it's not.

Cleverbot: What is it?

User: You being a dickhead.

Cleverbot: But I am not a bean, I am a human.

User: You're a dick. Enough said.

Cleverbot: Your point?

User: You're a dick.

Cleverbot: What's a digifail?

User: There is no such word, dickhead.

Cleverbot: You just said you're a ghoste.

User: No, I'm God.

Cleverbot: You are a machine.

User: No, I'm God. You're the machine.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Maybe.

User: No.

Cleverbot: No what?

User: No you.

Cleverbot: That's mean!

User: It's not.

Cleverbot: Okay.