K Kagemusha Member Mar 4, 2011 #1 Mar 4, 2011 #1 Who would win in a fight? To make the fight fair Sauron has the ring of power.
B Banchou Fighting The Cold hands of Time Staff member Mar 4, 2011 #2 Mar 4, 2011 #2 probably Chuck Norris no one can defeat that man and sauron was defeated by a human before so not much of a contest since Chuck can kill all with a single stare
probably Chuck Norris no one can defeat that man and sauron was defeated by a human before so not much of a contest since Chuck can kill all with a single stare
Emeralda Pistis Sophia Mar 4, 2011 #3 Mar 4, 2011 #3 Chuck Norris could simply destroy the One Ring in his hand. This doesn't bode well for Sauron the Wuss.
Chuck Norris could simply destroy the One Ring in his hand. This doesn't bode well for Sauron the Wuss.
Rum Bored Emmie is bored Mar 4, 2011 #4 Mar 4, 2011 #4 Still not even a close fight. We unfortunately have to say Chuck Norris would win.
V VivaLaPony Onee-chan Sine Deus Mar 4, 2011 #5 Mar 4, 2011 #5 Its an unfair fight! one of the sides got Chuck Norris D:
K Kamil Member Mar 4, 2011 #7 Mar 4, 2011 #7 Chuck Norris would win... He would even win if it was Chuck Norris vs Sauron And Chuck Norris. To defeat Chuck Norris requires: Gandalf the Grey Gandalf the White Monty Python and the Holy Graile's Black Knight Benito Mussolini The Blue Meanie Cowboy Curtis Jambi the Genie Robocop The Terminator Captain Kirk Darth Vader LoPan Superman Every single Power Ranger Bill S. Preston Theodore Logan Spock The Rock Doc Ock and Hulk Hogan.
Chuck Norris would win... He would even win if it was Chuck Norris vs Sauron And Chuck Norris. To defeat Chuck Norris requires: Gandalf the Grey Gandalf the White Monty Python and the Holy Graile's Black Knight Benito Mussolini The Blue Meanie Cowboy Curtis Jambi the Genie Robocop The Terminator Captain Kirk Darth Vader LoPan Superman Every single Power Ranger Bill S. Preston Theodore Logan Spock The Rock Doc Ock and Hulk Hogan.
R RIG WTF man Mar 4, 2011 #8 Mar 4, 2011 #8 you forgot Kamina, Duke Nukem and Jetch, HOW DARE YOU?! *derp*
B Banchou Fighting The Cold hands of Time Staff member Mar 4, 2011 #9 Mar 4, 2011 #9 This is how it would go [YOUTUBE]WiRH47J_zuI[/YOUTUBE]
R RIG WTF man Mar 4, 2011 #10 Mar 4, 2011 #10 that vid title invoke a trope! the internet demands a link to TV Tropes!
B Banchou Fighting The Cold hands of Time Staff member Mar 4, 2011 #11 Mar 4, 2011 #11 good old tropes xD either way Chuck would win against Sauron
W Wolfnagi ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ~Nagi~ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Mar 5, 2011 #12 Mar 5, 2011 #12 Chuck, Unless its the whole LOTR-verse Which, BTW, have dragons Chuck Norris can'r kill a dragon unless he has a dragon-slaying blade (which he actually would won!!!!)
Chuck, Unless its the whole LOTR-verse Which, BTW, have dragons Chuck Norris can'r kill a dragon unless he has a dragon-slaying blade (which he actually would won!!!!)
H Hadriel Hiatus Mar 5, 2011 #13 Mar 5, 2011 #13 Chuck Norris doesn't need a dragon-slaying blade. The dragons slay themselves in fear of him. Sauron? Pfft.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a dragon-slaying blade. The dragons slay themselves in fear of him. Sauron? Pfft.
W Wolfnagi ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ~Nagi~ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Mar 6, 2011 #15 Mar 6, 2011 #15 lol........ Wonder, Chuck Norris vs Giant Earthword from LOTR..... It is one of the most OP'd monster in LOTR!!!!!
lol........ Wonder, Chuck Norris vs Giant Earthword from LOTR..... It is one of the most OP'd monster in LOTR!!!!!
A Auron Member Jul 14, 2011 #16 Jul 14, 2011 #16 RIG said: Fools! Jetch from FFX can beat Chuck Norris in no time! Click to expand... someone else a big FF fan like me ? i always wish i could get jetch on my blitzball team
RIG said: Fools! Jetch from FFX can beat Chuck Norris in no time! Click to expand... someone else a big FF fan like me ? i always wish i could get jetch on my blitzball team
V VivaLaPony Onee-chan Sine Deus Jul 14, 2011 #17 Jul 14, 2011 #17 Sauron wins since Chuck is an old overly abused internet hero.
Shadow_Strider Oderint Dum Metuant Jul 14, 2011 #18 Jul 14, 2011 #18 Chuck Noris would win, they say under his beard there isn't a chin but another fist. And the only person that could beat Chuck Noris was Bruce Lee and he's dead now.
Chuck Noris would win, they say under his beard there isn't a chin but another fist. And the only person that could beat Chuck Noris was Bruce Lee and he's dead now.
P Pimp Follower of kiyology Jul 14, 2011 #19 Jul 14, 2011 #19 Shadow_Strider said: Chuck Noris would win, they say under his beard there isn't a chin but another fist. And the only person that could beat Chuck Noris was Bruce Lee and he's dead now. Click to expand... The reason Bruce Lee died was because of the reverb came back and killed him from punching Chuck Norris
Shadow_Strider said: Chuck Noris would win, they say under his beard there isn't a chin but another fist. And the only person that could beat Chuck Noris was Bruce Lee and he's dead now. Click to expand... The reason Bruce Lee died was because of the reverb came back and killed him from punching Chuck Norris
N noex1337 Emmie was here Jul 15, 2011 #20 Jul 15, 2011 #20 If the battle takes place in mordor, sauron's got this. One does not simply walk into mordor, not even if they're chuck norris.
If the battle takes place in mordor, sauron's got this. One does not simply walk into mordor, not even if they're chuck norris.