Chuck Norris vs Sauron.

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probably Chuck Norris no one can defeat that man and sauron was defeated by a human before so not much of a contest since Chuck can kill all with a single stare
 

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Chuck Norris could simply destroy the One Ring in his hand. This doesn't bode well for Sauron the Wuss.
 

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Still not even a close fight. We unfortunately have to say Chuck Norris would win.



 
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Chuck Norris would win...

He would even win if it was Chuck Norris vs Sauron And Chuck Norris.

To defeat Chuck Norris requires:

Gandalf the Grey

Gandalf the White

Monty Python and the Holy Graile's Black Knight

Benito Mussolini

The Blue Meanie

Cowboy Curtis

Jambi the Genie

Robocop

The Terminator

Captain Kirk

Darth Vader

LoPan

Superman

Every single Power Ranger

Bill S. Preston

Theodore Logan

Spock

The Rock

Doc Ock

and Hulk Hogan.
 

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you forgot Kamina, Duke Nukem and Jetch, HOW DARE YOU?! *derp*
 

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This is how it would go



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good old tropes xD



either way Chuck would win against Sauron
 

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Chuck,

Unless its the whole LOTR-verse

Which, BTW, have dragons

Chuck Norris can'r kill a dragon unless he has a dragon-slaying blade (which he actually would won!!!!)
 
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a dragon-slaying blade. The dragons slay themselves in fear of him. Sauron? Pfft.

 

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lol........

Wonder, Chuck Norris vs Giant Earthword from LOTR.....

It is one of the most OP'd monster in LOTR!!!!!
 

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Chuck Noris would win, they say under his beard there isn't a chin but another fist.

And the only person that could beat Chuck Noris was Bruce Lee and he's dead now.
 

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Chuck Noris would win, they say under his beard there isn't a chin but another fist.

And the only person that could beat Chuck Noris was Bruce Lee and he's dead now.

The reason Bruce Lee died was because of the reverb came back and killed him from punching Chuck Norris
 

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#20
If the battle takes place in mordor, sauron's got this. One does not simply walk into mordor, not even if they're chuck norris.