-----------Kon finds ichigo on the battle field after leaving Rukia Golden Valley
Kon -Yo Ichigo sorry to keep you waiting but, The greatest side-kickin the world has arrived!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahhaha ............(i miss my golden Valley)
ichigo still pissed and comfused see that Menos are arriving on earth.
Ichigo-You'll pay the price for trying to kill me, you Hollow scum! Feel the wrath of my sword ! and Aizen your next bitch!!!!!!!!
Kon- maybe i should have stayed with Rukia and my Boo Boo Cushion! hhhhmmmm. the smell and softness MY GOLDEN VALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ichigo- its time to end this BANKAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
------During the battle Kon has a flash back about what happend three days earlier with ichigo.
Kon- Ichigo why is my name Kon????
Ichigo- Saying kaizou konpaku every time is bullshit, sooooo Kon is just fine for you.
Kon- WAT!!!!!!!! you cant call me Kon cuz of that !!!!!! It makes me sound like a idoit and a loser .WAIT!!! You should call me Sanji1P like the Admin on Anime Gelade YEAH!!! thats it, It makes me sound manly and cool, plus hes the man YES!!!!!! thats it Sanji1P!!!!
Ichigo- Bullshit!!!!!
Kon- Why not ???
Ichigo- Cuz i like Nori better and Sanji1P sounds kind of cool, and It would piss me off if you had a cool name like Sanji1P and plus HES way to good for you!!!!! Also by the way where in a anime who the hell would say hay look its Sanji1P. Pluss like i said Sanji1P is the shit and it would be bad for him if you had his name.
Ichigo- man that was Funny Sanji1P haha WOW!!!! calling him that...
Kon- Ichigo???
Ichigo- WAT?
Kon- Your a BITCH........
Sanji1P- um how did i get mixed ito all this ?????
Ichigo and Kon at the same time- SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sanji1P- damn ok i get the point ,shit you dont have to pull a Nori on me just because i cant spell.........>.< basterds....
Ichigo- wat did you say ???
Sanji1P- um nothing ...... man get off my forum bitch!!!
Ichigo- thats it BanKai!!!!!!!!
Sanji1P- Shit.......... all i wanted was the Golden Valley thats all a brotha needs....WHY me!! all i want is the Golden Valley.....The smell and softness it truly is a man heaven...
Ichigo- I embrace the sword to protect you, when I embrace the sword I cant embrace you!!!!
Sanji1P- WTF!!!!!!!! man you gay , you need to go see Dr. Phill !!!!!!!!
Ichigo- I need not to cuz i wil protect you all , I will win!!!!!!!
Sanji1P- man you really are gay, Son im a pimp i dont need your help!!!!!! wat you and Renji do is all you!!!!!
Ichigo- WAT!!!!!!
Sanji1P- let me qoute you on this filler you said
---------------Ichigo : "Renji , Taki it off"
Renji :"huh?"
Ichigo : " Hurry up and undress alreaDY"
Renji : "What are you saying?"
Ichigo:" It's ok, so undress. If you won't undress, then I'll undress you myself"
Renji:" Wait a second !"
Ichigo :" No ,I won't wait"
Renji:"Stop it! "
*fast forward*
Chizuru : " The forbidden love. So wonderfull! "
Ichigo- Oh Shit!!!!!!!
Sanji1P- Yup, homie go see Dr. Phill.
Kon- wow Ichigo you really are a bitch....
Sanji1P- Yo Kon lets go find the Golden Valley!!
Kon- thats the best thing ive heard all day , lets find Rangiku Matsumoto cuz That Uniform is a lethal weapon NEEEE-SSSAAAAAANNNN!!!!!!!!
Sanji1P-true that, preach brotha preach.....