Joke one:
Three men sat in a hospital lobby
Man1: Man... I'm so nervous... X.X""
Man2: Me too... Why're you here?
Man1: My honeh's giving birth to a baby...
Man2: Mine too!
Man1: *notices Man3* Hey, why's that guy trembling..?
Man2: Oh, him? He's wife is giving birth too... And he's nervous...