Teens Arrested For Targeting Chuck Norris

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PENNSAUKEN, N.J., April 10, 2008(CBS/AP) Two Pennsauken High School students have been arrested after a teacher found what was believed to be a hit list that targeted actor Chuck Norris.

Camden County prosecutor's spokesman Jason Laughlin says the list also included the names of three students and a school staff member.

No one was injured.

School superintendent James Chapman said in a posting on the district's Web site that the boys said the list was a joke.

CBS affiliate KYW in Philadelphia reports that school officials did not take this as a laughing matter and immediately contacted the Pennsauken Police Department who arrested the students. No weapons were found on the boys or in their lockers and authorities said police also conducted a search of their homes.
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Don't fuck with Chuck.
 

Myrk

Dying from moe overdose.
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OMG! CHUCK NORRIS ROUNDHOUSE KICK!
Wonder if the coverment didn't just hide the fact that Chuck just walked by them and they dropped down dead.